THE HUMAN BEING AND THE MUSHROOM BEING
BY AN ANONYMOUS BEING (COPYRIGHT 2022 LABRADORITE GUY)
Once upon a time, on a tiny earth-like planet, there lived a human being and a
mushroom being. They communicated with each other. Mushroom beings loved to eat fertilizer. Human beings loved to eat plants. Mushroom beings lived in the Dark. Human beings lived in the Light. Both of their Creators, told them to never mate with each other at any time, because it was forbidden to do so.
One day, the human being decided to mate with the mushroom being. The mushroom being decided to mate with the human being too. What a great idea! Let’s try something new! The new being was called the “Mated Being”. The mated being could live in the Dark, and in the Light. The mated being, decided to mate with the human being too. Other mated beings, mated with the human beings, and the mushroom beings.
Suddenly, all beings stole from each other. “War” was created, so these beings could protect what they owned. Different beings had been created from all of this mating that took place. Those beings were: human beings, mushroom beings, and mated beings. They became known as “Races”. All beings lived in the Dark and the Light. Some preferred to live in the Dark. Some preferred to live in the Light. Some preferred to live in both the Dark and the Light. These beings needed elected beings to represent each group of them. Some beings were appointed representatives. They were necessary to keep “politics” out
of crucial decisions. There were elected representatives, and non-elected representatives. Human beings grew plants. Mushroom beings created flavored fertilizer for human beings to use to grow plants. Mated beings created things that use the planet’s natural resources. The food for all beings was grown in flavored fertilizer to make the food taste good. More beings were born, and more food was grown to feed all beings on the planet.
As time passed, the planet became unable to produce enough food to feed all beings. Over time, all beings had become destructive to the planet. The survival of their planet was at stake. These beings had to solve this dilemma for their planet to survive. The appointed beings that represented the Dark, decided that killing most of the beings, was the solution to this dilemma. The appointed beings that represented the Light, decided that teaching all beings how to stop destroying their planet, was the solution. The appointed beings that represented both the Dark and the Light, decided that what was decided by the Dark or the Light, would be the solution. Those who would not stop
destroying their planet, were removed. The planet and all of its beings have survived.